ramble ramble


Lazy Girl’s Zucchini Spaghetti [no fancy tools required!] with Peas, Crème Fraîche and Pesto…RECIPE

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.

  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.

  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.

  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.

  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.

  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.

  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.

  • Ice: The sweet release of death.



im not sure whats happening but i like it alot

Reblogging for science

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When does being an adult get easier?


The ultimate level of fashion we achieve by wearing knickers.

I love the looks I get when I go in public places in my knickers.

I’m sick and tired of trying to impress people who will never like me.

I think one of the biggest lessons to be taken from Orange Is the New Black is don’t go to prison.

I love it when people touch my arm without actually needing to. Kidding. I hate it.




Every black child in grade school is taught Adolph Hitler killed six million Jews and is the worst human being that ever lived. On the other hand our children are taught “The Right Honorable” Cecil Rhodes the founder of the De Beer diamond company in South Africa who killed ten times that number of Africans is a hero and a statesman and if they study hard and do well in school they may be eligible to win Rhodes Scholarships the oldest and most celebrated international fellowship awards in the world. They don’t mention the scholarships are paid for with the blood of their ancestors.

-Rodney Jackson

Holy shit I never knew that about the Rhodes Scholarship

take note

He’s basically the reason I don’t like diamond rings

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